Epiphany
So Unusual
Even in the world of don’t-offend parenting, I got as far as I did because I tell the fucking truth. I might have the only parenting book to regularly drop the f-bomb. My entire brand is built on being not-blend-in-able.
Play Or Pay
I’m standing in front of the cop car, their lights glaring in my face. I clench my fist, threatening to put a serious dent in the hood of their car.
Max Level 50
Sanctuary. For now. There’s something about a 20-foot robotic tank with a sniper cannon and tracer missiles that lets you breathe a sigh of relief.
Unsinkable Me
It’s Molly’s ‘go to hell’ attitude flowing through me when I tell off Rachel’s grandfather for misgendering her in public and refusing to accept her — for putting conditions on his love.
Uncle John & The Singapore Sling
For two full seconds all I can think about is stripping down to my white briefs and running out onto the dance floor.
Life Is Strange
I’m a 31-year-old man on my third glass of whiskey, and a game where you play as a high school girl is bringing me to tears.
Our Love In 68 Lines
... his breath tickled my ear. My pulse quickened, and I felt my face go hot. Something new began to stir inside me.
The Tao Of Bowie
I had to get away from the TV. Now I'm sitting in my room gazing into the cryptic face of my alien visitor, whose timing cannot be coincidental.
To The Man Who Robbed My Home
Finally, it was home. It was us. We made ourselves feel comfortable despite the circumstances. I thought no one could take away the feeling of home. Then again, things happen. That’s where you come in.
The Man Who Would Be Kanye
It’s 2 am on a school night and I’m getting high, scrolling through Reddit. r/HipHopHeads has become my internet home, the place where I get away from my problems.
Real Sex
What’s Real Sex? Real Sex is a real-life documentary series about real people DOING IT, featuring real dicks and real vaginas and real boobies!
Charlie's Angels Meet The Upside Down
Diana Ross and Crystal Gayle had a Beautiful Hair Baby, and she has great clothes and the fierce confidence of a thousand 3rd graders. She is terrifying. I have to be friends with her.
X-Men: Age Of Atheism
Without even intending it, I start to walk away from my religion. It is not a pleasant journey. I feel alone. I can’t tell anyone because everyone I know believes in God. I am an outcast. I am an X-Man.
Strong As Sansa
I’m not Arya. I’m Sansa. Many GRRM readers hate her; she’s stupid and naive. She is used as a pawn by everyone. But I understand and love Sansa deeply, because her story is my own.
Steaming Hot, Freezing Cold
In the morning, I will start fresh. A fresh cup of coffee. A fresh set of emotions. But my hands will still be swollen.