A few times a week we shuffle down to the cafeteria, push the tables aside, and practice our routine to “My Best Friend’s Girl” by this new band called The Cars. Our first introduction to New Wave makes us feel superhuman — it’s unlike anything we’ve ever heard.
I plop down on the carpet as the familiar Star Wars opening crawl takes over the TV screen, filling me in on events that occurred a long, long time ago. 4000 years before Episode I. Whoa. That was unexpected. That must be the “old” in Old Republic.