Vodka
5 Taaka-Cranberries In
Sex makes me uncomfortable. Sure, I like it. Yet, the carnivorous aspect of coitus has always been lost on me. And here, in this Houston home with a red light in the window flagging down gays like the Bat Signal, everyone is ravenous.
The Seductive Side Of Cannabis
Then Garance leaves the room. She comes back with a small package and the type of dangerous smile you put on when you’re about to do something bad.
Our Love In 68 Lines
... his breath tickled my ear. My pulse quickened, and I felt my face go hot. Something new began to stir inside me.
Don't Shoot Chopin
In the mirror, I’m a barely recognizable 98 pounds — “Olsen-twin chic” as I call it. But there’s nothing chic about this at all. I’ve been self-destructive, chasing pretenses of glamour — and for what? I’m disgusted with myself.
Pinky Rings & Chevys
There are a few of us having a fancy meal and drinking a douchey French rosé called Ruse le Douche, talking about how dissecting comedy is awful. It’s the show’s host, the playwright, my girlfriend, and myself. I should have gotten more stoned.