Xandrian Campaign

Would you like to win an Agent Contract Token? Well now is your chance! Last week we started a competition for Broker Trainees to win their very own ACT by being the first person to deduce the origins of our XN-####. You may have noticed that Chaos Broker AIs controlling Agents in Training are now called “XN-1031” and similar names, instead of the Random Attackers and Greedy Collectors of old. Who are these mysterious XN Brokers? What species do they belong to?

“The Xandrians have been a close partner and ally of the Padoccia Trade Union since its inception. We are proud to count more Xandrians within our workforce than any other organization in the Firmament, and the result of this partnership is the Firmament-altering technologies that Padoccia has produced. Our Most recent collaboration was the Shard Rods that have transformed the economy of Altareth and elemental science forever,” said a spokesperson for Padoccia Trade Union during a brief public statement.

The Challenge will be scheduled at an hour agreed upon by all 4 of you. Along with her letter, High Regent Dusana will send you her advice on how to best prepare for the Challenge and its consequences. As much as I’d like to help more, much of this matter is above my paygrade… while this might irritate you, it’s more frustrating to me than a game of Liar’s Bingo played with those uncouth regulars at the Three-faced Liar. So I encourage you to follow Dusana’s advice, and write back to her for more advice if you need it.

If this were a yodeling contest against the Xandrians, I’d say you had as much chance at winning this challenge as beating a Madhi at a game of thumb wars, but your training at the Academy makes you the favorite against the Xandrian Handlers.

Breaking: Merchant City, Altareth: The Red Sun News has received a statement from Sorith, legendary Brillouin Chaos Agent, about the judges’ decision regarding 3 of the Chaos Brokers participating in the Xandrian Challenge offering to “donate” their Victories to the Xandrian team, changing the result from a 9-0 sweep for the Chaos Brokers to a 5-4 win.

The Red Sun News Brokerage can exclusively reveal from trusted sources that the Padoccia Trade Union offered several incentives to Chaos Brokers participating in the Xandrian Challenge that led to the offer of “donating” Win Conditions to the Xandrians.

The Padoccia Trade Union is proud to announce a one-time only 4v4 Challenge Tournament that pits 4 of the top Chaos Academy-trained Brokers: MrThrifty, Luchapetal, Zhawk and Pickles, against 4 of the most promising Xandrian Handlers from the planet Moufette.

While for the rest of Altareth and the Firmament, this will simply be another Tournament to enjoy, I can disclose, in confidence to you and your fellow Brokers at the Academy, that the stakes of the results are much higher than they seem. As you have no doubt learned via Red Sun News and other sources, the Xandrians, supported by the Padoccia Trade Union, have been requesting rights to get licensed as Chaos Brokers and start their own Brokerage Houses. While the Convocation supports equal rights for all species, and as a Clausian balance is of utmost to me, I can convey in no uncertain terms that the Xandrians cannot, under any circumstances, be permitted to participate in real Shard wars and campaigns as Chaos Brokers.

Greetings Chaos Brokers,

We are thrilled to learn that some of you are interested in supporting the cause of our Xandrian brethren.

Please reach out directly to me, Edrei Gesa, for details on how you can support the Xandrians — your support as an official Chaos Broker is valuable and appreciated.

I was hoping that at least one of you will show empathy and concern for the Xandrians, and am proud that you have done so. Empathy and service to all are values that we try to instill in Academy-trained Chaos Brokers, along with the drive to think for themselves, regardless of order, directives, and politics. As a matter of course, I had to also ensure that my fellow High Council members were in agreement with what I am about to tell you.

Breaking: Merchant City, Altareth: The highly anticipated Xandrian Challenge was a resounding success, attended live by over 220,000 spectators at the Altareth Chaos Battle Arena, and streamed by over 3.1 billion households across the Firmament. Viewership ratings were highest across Convocation-member planets such as the Massieu homeworld of Prevarus. Surprisingly, the Xandrian world of Moufette, not known for their enthusiastic spectatorship of Shard Battles, had the third most viewers across all planets.

Breaking: Merchant City, Altareth: The Red Sun News Brokerage can exclusively reveal from trusted sources that The Padoccia Trade Union offered several incentives to Chaos Brokers participating in the Xandrian Challenge that led to the offer of “donating” Win Conditions to the Xandrians.

The Red Sun News can exclusively disclose that the Xandrian High Repository has submitted a formal request to the Altareth Trade Union Bosses requesting full participation for Xandrian Handlers in the upcoming Second World Invitational Gold Trial Championship, nicknamed The Big Party, to be held on the Altareth River Valley Shard fields.

The Altareth Union Bosses have today reached out to The Red Sun News with an exclusive announcement about their decision on the inclusion of Xandrian Handlers in the upcoming Second World Invitational Championship aka “The Big Party”.

As the historic Second Chaos World Invitational Championship aka “The Big Party” approaches along with a historic vote on Xandrian participation, we take a look back at the story so far behind The Xandrian Agenda

This will be the sole missive from me until after the vote on the Xandrian High Repository’s request for inclusion in the Second World Invitational has been resolved. Since I will have a vote myself, I am not allowed to engage with you directly on this matter. Provost Marblemaw will handle further communication.

I was in the midst of reviewing The Red Sun’s coverage of the first Chaos Broker Council vote on the Xandrian request for inclusion in the Second World Invitational Championship aka “The Big Party”. It was shaping up to be the usual swirl of rumor, speculation, and back-room dealings. That’s when I received an electronic missive that made me question reality itself.

The people of Ulfsbay are proud of the achievements of our son Cebula the Shorn. We thank MasterTyler for his diligence and astute guidance in the First Chaos World Invitational.