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Rob Santos
New Britain, Connecticut

I'm just a beige man trying to be a black man in a white man's world.

About Rob

I am a father and comedian currently residing in New York City. My girlfriend of fourteen years and I are the parents of a beautiful 4-year-old girl.

I’ve been honing my craft as a stand-up comedian for seven years. My deep, raw, and humorous perspective comes from years of searching for my identity within race, culture, and fatherhood.

Stories by Rob

My Life Is Delirious | What would Eddie do?
My Life Is Delirious
What would Eddie do?

When I turn 17, I do my first open mic at a coffee shop near my hometown in Connecticut. White people, dim lighting, and overpriced coffee. Terrifying.

To The Man Who Robbed My Home | You can take my flatscreen
To The Man Who Robbed My Home
You can take my flatscreen

Finally, it was home. It was us. We made ourselves feel comfortable despite the circumstances. I thought no one could take away the feeling of home. Then again, things happen. That’s where you come in.