FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Chaos Broker Academy Opens on Altareth
FO 8.8.3.5 – 247 Working in conjunction with the Clausian Regency, the Altareth Trade Bank has opened a Chaos Broker Academy in the port warehouse district. The academy represents a first-of-its-kind effort to formalize training for aspiring brokers and their agents. It also represents a first-of-its-kind agreement between the Brillouin people and the Clausius, who traditionally find Brillouin trade and service-behavior unsavory.
The facility will be a state-of-the-art simulator that affords trainees the opportunity to engage in realistic field battle and shard harvesting without the possibility of physical harm. The academy hopes to engender a more ethical and balanced competition for chaos shards, while also teaching high-level skills for survival and success.
Initially, academy access will be extended by invitation only. But the Clausian Regency and Altareth Trade Bank are committed to broad academy acceptance within a few short months.
Said High Regent Dusana of the academy, “Until we find a way to make broker and agents forget their bad behavior, our best recourse is to teach them the right way to go about their business.” Trade Bank Chair Sorith added, “It goes to show that you can buy and sell anything on Altareth. Come one, come all.”
For inquiries about this release, please contact the Altareth Trade Bank public information office.
[Scribbled at the bottom of this copy of the release were the words, “Or find Cuff at your local watering hole.]